Monologue from As Good As it Gets

Just a quick line to let you know that we are on track to launch our website and service in a few weeks time.  I know it's worth waiting for.
With everyone shopping and preparing for Christmas, us included, we have chosen to wait until the festive season is over.  In the meantime be sure that you are signed up for the newsletter and for launch details AND get ready to go.
Meanwhile:  Here is a monologue from the film As Good As It Gets.

written by James L. Brooks
With Jack Nicholson as Melvin, making it crystal clear to his gay neighbour that he is never to be disturbed.

Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?

Simon Bishop (Greg Kinnear): It's not a subtle point that you're making.