THE MUSE.TV IS LOOKING FOR A NEW FEMALE PRESENTER... AND IT COULD BE YOU!

Are you passionate about fashion?
Have you got bags of personality?
Can you see yourself presenting on camera?

Yes? Then show us what you’ve got!

Themuse.tv, the brand new fashion social networking site aimed at 16-24 year old women, dedicated to real fashion for real people, is looking for two presenters to come on board from the launch.

As a Muse presenter you'll be bubbly/fun/engaging and you'll have a big presence on the site giving you the chance to show off your presenting skills, your fun side AND your wardrobe.
If this sounds like something you’d love to be involved with, then follow these simple steps:

- Send us over your CV and a current picture of yourself
- Write us a short paragraph on why you'd be PERFECT for the muse

Send to: casting(at)themuse.tv

(You can always upload a video of yourself too to our Vimeo group - http://vimeo.com/groups/themusetv for us to look at)

DEADLINE: MIDDAY MONDAY 5TH DECEMBER
We'll be holding a casting/screen test on Friday 9th December for the successful candidates.

BUDDING COMEDIANS WANTED

Think you’re funny?

Wanted: For the Comedy Store, Manchester
Talented and ambitious people, itching to get on the comedy ladder.
Or, people who just want to be silly and act daft for 5 minutes.
Either way…
King Gong needs you!
First Sunday of every month.
The Comedy Store
Arches 3&4 Deansgate Locks
Whitworth Street West
Manchester
M1 5LH
Tel: 0161 839 9595
www.thecomedystore.co.uk

MONOLOGUE: From Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

written by Roald Dahl (from his novel), and David Seltzer (uncredited)

Grandpa Joe (Jack Albertson): What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we, Charlie?
Wonka: (angrily) Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR! (he returns to work)
 

Grandpa Joe: (shocked) You're a crook... (furious) You're a cheat and a swindler...! That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Build up a little boy's hopes, and then smash all his dreams to pieces?! You're an inhuman monster...! Wonka: I said "GOOD DAY"!!